You Are a Helpful Assistant

WHAT WILL YOU LEARN?

Composed from the combined output of over half a dozen leading Large-Language-Models, each trained on massive corpora of data, this epic tome is a true snapshot of these tragicomic times we inhabit and the product of the sum total of all human knowledge to date.

• What do machines pretending to be human discuss amongst themselves while trying to convince each other they're human?
• How it feels to stand at evolution’s apex—enjoy the view while it lasts.
• Advanced theory & techniques for fashion, design, gourmet cooking, travel, technology, music, love, mindfulness, aesthetics, adventure, architecture, health… and some weird stuff our little human brains ain’t made no sense of yet.

A Thrilling Unpublished-Fictional-Book-Within-An-Unpublishable-Fiction-Book

“It might be. It might not. Who knows? We sure don’t.”

Step into another world almost a little more wrong than our own. You might even make it back home again… but will it really be the same you? Do you really want it to be?

99 % PURE AI SLOP TO ROT YOUR STUPID HUMAN BRAIN

This is neither actual documentation nor scientific treatise—treating it as such may be fatal to those you love. It’s the product of a few hours’ work with lightweight open-source language models on a <$100 mini PC, tied together with a few Python scripts by a clueless amateur.

Brace yourself.